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Post by kranker on Jul 25, 2010 5:00:38 GMT -1
"If the lady of the house is not happy, NOBODY is happy"
Someone (my wife) said (warned) that to me long time ago. Man, ain't that the truth. If you want peace and harmony in your household, you might want to remember that. LOL
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Post by soretoe on Jul 25, 2010 10:46:49 GMT -1
Its all a matter of priorities. I told my second wife, before we got hitched, that I fish when I fish and hunt when I hunt. If you cant deal with that go find someone else.
Always communicate and never go away angry, they might be the last words that she or you may ever hear. I'm telling you that little phrase because I have been to over 75 funerals in the past year and see broken families at most of them. The one yesterday was the most difficult of them all.
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Post by gordon on Jul 26, 2010 18:29:55 GMT -1
22 years and counting, I know my place, she let's me think I am boss A man on his Harley was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, God said, 'because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.' The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want.' God replied, 'Your request is materialistic; think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help man kind.' The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, 'God, I wish that I, and all men, could understand women; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, why she snaps and complains when I try to help, and how I can make a woman truly happy. God replied: 'You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
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Post by Mike Bucca on Jul 26, 2010 18:56:05 GMT -1
LOL..
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Post by 1kicker on Jul 26, 2010 19:24:07 GMT -1
Have seen this one several times, but it makes me smile every time I read it.
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Post by dzab on Jul 27, 2010 16:53:37 GMT -1
I knew I married Ms. Right, I just didn't realize her first name was ALWAYS!
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Post by coachbagby on Jul 27, 2010 16:58:16 GMT -1
#42 coming up soon. The best 3 best words she loves to hear is ??
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Post by itry on Jul 27, 2010 17:27:09 GMT -1
who loves you more your wife or your dog? lock them both in the garage overnight and see which is more loving when you open the door!!21 yrs
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Post by leapnlineman on Jul 27, 2010 19:40:07 GMT -1
The best 3 best words she loves to hear is ?? Here's my paycheck!! What did I win?
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Post by tinker1 on Jul 27, 2010 19:42:44 GMT -1
#42 coming up soon. The best 3 best words she loves to hear is ?? Lets go shopping???
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Post by chrisfraser on Jul 27, 2010 19:43:48 GMT -1
The best 3 best words she loves to hear is ?? Where's my dinner ? ;D
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Post by gordon on Jul 29, 2010 17:55:42 GMT -1
Let's go Fishing??
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