ProMo
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Blond
Apr 27, 2011 14:32:55 GMT -1
Post by ProMo on Apr 27, 2011 14:32:55 GMT -1
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little Red Sportscar and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also blond. The blonde cop asked to see the blonde's driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. 'What does it look like? she finally asked. The policewoman replied, It's square and it has your picture on it.' The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the police women. 'Here it is,' she said. The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying "Ok, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop. ;D Just sumthin' to lighten the day ;D
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Blond
Apr 27, 2011 15:05:38 GMT -1
Post by Bob Smith (Porko) on Apr 27, 2011 15:05:38 GMT -1
OK, Keith! Just remember, you started it!
The Grandmother of all Blonde Jokes:
This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid So, she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart.
While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand.
Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a heavy parka and a leather jacket at the same time. He goes over and asks her if she if OK. She replies yes. He asks what she is doing and she replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb, and she wanted to do it by painting the house..
He then asks her why she has a parka over her leather jacket. She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and it said...
(You'll love this...)
(I know you will...) . . . . .
"FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS." ;D
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1kicker
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Blond
Apr 27, 2011 15:19:04 GMT -1
Post by 1kicker on Apr 27, 2011 15:19:04 GMT -1
Two well dressed men (Bob & Keith ) were waiting for an elevator. When the elevator arrived both men got on with 2 georgeous blonds. Bob said to Keith, Keith you need some head and shoulders. As Bob & Keith exited the elevator one blonde looks to the other and says what is shoulders.
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ProMo
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Blond
Apr 27, 2011 17:10:07 GMT -1
Post by ProMo on Apr 27, 2011 17:10:07 GMT -1
Oh Yeah...i'ma dyin' here ;D...keep em coming gang. ;D
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Blond
Apr 27, 2011 17:27:02 GMT -1
Post by Bob Smith (Porko) on Apr 27, 2011 17:27:02 GMT -1
Oh Yeah...i'ma dyin' here ;D...keep em coming gang. ;D Dear Lord! I sure hope Christie ain't reading this!?
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Blond
Apr 27, 2011 17:50:41 GMT -1
Post by tllewis on Apr 27, 2011 17:50:41 GMT -1
She's blonde, may be she won't get it. ;D
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Blond
Apr 27, 2011 19:01:45 GMT -1
Post by coachbagby on Apr 27, 2011 19:01:45 GMT -1
Two blondes were driving to Disney in Fl on the Fl turnpike and were getting close. They saw a Big sign that said Disney left..... They stopped and truned around and went home.
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1kicker
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Blond
Apr 27, 2011 19:31:03 GMT -1
Post by 1kicker on Apr 27, 2011 19:31:03 GMT -1
Two blondes lock their keys in the car. One of the blondes tries to break into the car while the other one watches. Finally the first blonde says, I can't get in the car. The other blond replies keep trhying, it looks like it is going to rain and the top is down.
WHO STARTED THIS BLOND JOKE STUFF ANYWAY. LOL
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ProMo
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Blond
Apr 28, 2011 9:30:08 GMT -1
Post by ProMo on Apr 28, 2011 9:30:08 GMT -1
How can you tell a blond has been at the Computer? There's cheese in front of the mouse.
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Blond
Apr 28, 2011 9:38:34 GMT -1
Post by coachbagby on Apr 28, 2011 9:38:34 GMT -1
and white out on the screen.......
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ProMo
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Blond
Apr 28, 2011 10:03:38 GMT -1
Post by ProMo on Apr 28, 2011 10:03:38 GMT -1
What do you call 8 Blondes in a freezer? Frosted Flakes. BTW there is a difference between a Blond and a Sandy Blond
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ProMo
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Blond
Apr 28, 2011 11:45:07 GMT -1
Post by ProMo on Apr 28, 2011 11:45:07 GMT -1
What does a Blond and a Beer Bottle have in Common? They are both empty from the neck up. Attachments:
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